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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so few black hockey players? Because there was no cotton in Canada."
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"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"
"I was never a big believer in feng shui, UNTIL I took the urinal off my livingroom wall. It's like freaking magic!"
"What's the most prominent religion in Canada? Jemima's Witnesses."
"In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami"
"Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity."
"Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead."
"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."
"How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream."
"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"