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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian cow in space? The Milky Wei."
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"Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael? Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind."
"So I told my girlfriend... ""Hey, wanna try anal?"" She lost her shit on me."
"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."
"What did the yogi have for breakfast? an lette"
"How do you endanger the fly species? Slap an African child."
"I'm against cloning. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam and Adam and Adam."
"When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face? When her moustache is on fire!"
"Why did the burgler take a bath? He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb Trick question, feminists can't change anything"