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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
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"My wife finally conceded in an ongoing argument we were having about clocks It was about time."
"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"
"What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ? That's my buoy !"
"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
"Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial."
"New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?"
"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."
"Don't tell me I can hear the ocean if I put a shell up to my ear. If he has something to say to me SAY IT TO MY FACE U PIECE OF SHIT WATER"
"""Honey, am I fat?"" ""No, not at all"" ""You're lying"" ""I swear. By the way, you got something on your chin... no, the other one"""