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Joke of the Day

"Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial."

"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."

"Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"

"what do you call a retarded person who crapped their pants down in the dump."

"I like my Friday nights like I like my jeans high-wasted."

"I'll be buying me some more condoms after this New Years Eve! My old ones expire."

"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"

"I tried talking with a midget in prison uniform going down an elevator... But he was a little condescending."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"My girlfriends father is very religious and says we can't sleep together. Which is really unfortunate because he is extremely good looking."