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Joke of the Day

"My wife finally conceded in an ongoing argument we were having about clocks It was about time."

"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"

"A gay joke Being gay is hard ass fuck"

"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"

"How many dead Hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 8, since my basement is still dark."

"Do you remember the ""Hold a coke with your boobs"" challenge ? It was a trend a while back to promote awareness for breast cancer. I'm just glad a similar stunt wasn't pulled for prostate cancer."

"You say kidnapping. I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van."

"You know the person in exercise videos that's doing the easy version of everything? I'm the guy behind that person eating chips."

"I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper."

"Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal."