188114
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent"
Next Joke
"Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought."
"What did Masters say to Johnson? I don't know what the worlds coming to"
"[2 months into relationship] HER: you've changed ME: [proudly] showered, too"
"Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does but it smells like soup."
"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"
"What do you call a handjob from a rocket scientist? A stroke of genius."
"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."
"Why does Trump hate McCain so much? He heard McCain stayed in a Hilton for 5 years."