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Joke of the Day

"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"

"What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!"

"[plane] ""Is there a doctor on board?"" Im a doctor ""Okay quick the passenger is having a heart att- Of fine arts ""What?"" Doctor of Fine Arts"

"My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted. Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer."

"The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT"

"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""

"What did the cake say to the knife? You want a piece of me?!?"

"You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants."

"Did you know? If you stand under the moonlight and say the name of your true love 3 times, you'll look really stupid."

"Do people with a foot fetish get off when their car gets towed?"