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Joke of the Day
"What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business."
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"Thanks a lot bathroom doors with the gender written in weird symbols. I just want to pee, not solve a sudoku puzzle."
"Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was ""assaulted"""
"What kind of bee can make milk? Boobies"
"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."
"Just got news that Jesus got sent to prison. Yeah they really nailed him."
"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."
"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."
"Why didn't Jesus have any children? He only got nailed by guys ;)"
"I'm a responsible adult Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad and had grapes. Lots of grapes. It was all grapes. It was wine"