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Joke of the Day
"Boss: You're late! You shoulda been here two hours ago! Me: Why? What happened two hours ago?"
Next Joke
"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"
"Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life."
"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."
"Why are Buddhists so good at King cake Because they are great and finding their inner piece"
"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"
"Oops, I ""accidentally"" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport."
"What did 50 Cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a sweater? ""Gee, you knit?"""
"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."
"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"