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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? In a police car, the pricks are on the inside."

"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."

"Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm? He's currently in a vegetative-state."

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach him to say ""Help, they turned me into a parrot"" you wasting everybody's time Shamelessly stolen from /r/funny"

"Why is PMS called PMS? Is it because Mad Cow Disease was taken?"

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"

"Did you hear about that invisible penis? It came out of nowhere..."

"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"Obama: Please don't talk to me until I've had my morning cup of Joe. Joe: no please no more. Obama: shut up Joe. *takes a sip of Joe*"