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Joke of the Day

"Enough with the gay jokes Come on guys"

"My kid just told me all she wants for Christmas is a bell so she can ""make lots of money like the man outside walmart."""

"I was at a bar when I finally got the liquid courage to talk to this guy... And that was the night I broke up with him."

"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"

"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."

"I'm an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want"

"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."

"First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?"

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"