198098
Joke of the Day
"I'm an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want"
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"Whats the difference between a lesbian and a wheat-thin? Ones a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."
"What's a black person of the United States called? A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist?"
"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""
"What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together."
"My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden."
"I told my neighbor with a cute daughter this joke today and it's killing him. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at 'C'"
"It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway."
"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"
"GARY JOHNSON: let me debate, i wanna debate, lemme lemme MODERATOR: FINE! how will you deal with big banks JOHNSON: like...river banks, or"