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Joke of the Day

"The first time a woman swallowed my stuff, I was so appreciative that I swallowed her bullshi t for the next two years."

"Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one."

"Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway"

"If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"

"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."

"The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone."

"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""

"What piece of furniture can you find in a gay frat house? A bromosectional"

"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."