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Joke of the Day

"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."

"You can lead a human to knowledge.... but you can't make them think."

"What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam."

"ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!"

"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."

"Hey Europe you look a great. Have you lost a few pounds?"

"""Parodies"" or homages or whatever the fuck they are of the ""Got milk?"" ads are worse than AIDS + 9/11 + a 3rd thing you personally hate."

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

"Want to hear a gay joke? Nevermind... it's kinda gay"

"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."