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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"
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"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."
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"How can you tell if you're being persecuted by agnostics? You come home to find a question mark burned into your lawn."