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Joke of the Day
"What piece of furniture can you find in a gay frat house? A bromosectional"
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"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."
"Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !"
"I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective"
"I'm usually not into butt plugs... ...it's actually the other way around :)"
"Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide"
"Either that loud scream was a patient yelling for help or Fred pulled the string on the bird's tail for quitting time- Why my cw hates me"
"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"