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Joke of the Day

"The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant."

"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"

"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"

"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."

"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"

"How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now."

"How many nice guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll compliment it, but then get pissed off when it doesn't screw."

"How to you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out it"

"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."