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Joke of the Day
"One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse."
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"(sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not"
"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
"what did the doctor say to the midget? you'll just have to be a little patient"
"""Selfie"" has come to mean any photo of a person. At this rate, it will be the only word in the English language in 2023, meaning everything."
"Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because ""Kindle"" was taken."
"What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out."
"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"
"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."
"The classiest knock knock joke in existence [Fixed] Two guys walk into a bar"