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Joke of the Day
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."
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"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."
"A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot."
"If a dog tells you you're dreaming... believe him."
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."
"Therapist: Do you project your problems onto others? Me: Don't flip out, but I feel like you're asking me that to make yourself look smart."
"Sorry we missed you In 3 days your package will be available at your second closest FedEx location"
"I'm going to major in Marijuana when I go to college... I hear it's a growing field."
"Mitt Romney is walking through heaven when he runs into Barrack Obama"