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Joke of the Day

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."

"Told my coworker I want a dragon. He said I'm crazy for wanting anything that might set all my shit on fire but he's the one that's married."

"If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results"

"[NSFW] A Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor... Jelly Baby: ""Doctor, Doctor, my penis has gone black."" Doctor: ""What have you been doing?!"" Jelly Baby: ""I don't know... Fucking allsorts!"""

"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"

"Did you know humans are born with four kidneys? Two of them grow into adult knees."

"The seven dwarves were sitting around... The seven dwarves were sitting around feeling Happy. Happy left, then they were all fucking Grumpy."

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."

"What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"Personally, I don't think it would feel good to be walking on sunshine. The sun is a fucking hot ball of gas."