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Joke of the Day
"If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material."
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"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"
"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."
"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."
"Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose."
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
"My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav."
"Yesterday was kinda boring, I pretty much just hung around in my underwear all day... ...got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."
"Having sex at work is alright As long as you don't work at a daycare"
"Knock Knock..Whos there? Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!"