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Joke of the Day

"Good news! Doctor: I have a really good news for you Mrs Johnson Woman: Well, my name is Ms Johnson Doctor: In that case, I have a really bad news for you Ms Johnson!"

"What do books wear on a rainy day? Rain Quotes"

"How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs? Over-Yeezy. ^forgive ^me"

"What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets."

"My gf said ""tie me up and do what you want"" so I duct taped her to the headboard and went to the bar"

"What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)"

"Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!"

"What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X"

"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""