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Joke of the Day
"What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!"
Next Joke
"Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word ""crap""."
"You can learn a lot about a person if you install a camera in their bedroom."
"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."
"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but fuck you."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no ""super"" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King"
"Opinions are like butts *gently rubs your opinion*"
"My penis is so polite..... .....it stands up to give ladies a place to sit down."