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Joke of the Day
"Dad is the polite way of saying Motherfucker."
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"sure the early bird may get the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."
"What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you? Liquor."
"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."
"Did you hear about the french man who got raped by a group of mimes? They did unspeakable things to him."
"What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal"
"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"
"Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican"
"How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds? Ask Ronda Rousey!"