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Joke of the Day

"Hey are you free this weekend? (Gazes into distance) (Wipes tear from cheek) (Bald Eagle screeches) ""I'm always free"""

"What is the most popular candy in Rwanda? Tutsi roll"

"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"

"At a job interview I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer. I responded, ""No, I always give 110%."""

"Mom: Why is your room always so... Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die."

"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"

"Hedgehogs Why can't they just share the hedge."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world.... ...those who understand Binary, and those who don't."

"Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject"

"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says ""five beers, please"" If you get it you get it"