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Joke of the Day

"What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common? Liberal Arts Degrees."

"What do you do to backwards scented muffins? sniffum"

"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."

"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun?"

"Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. (Submitted at the request of my 10 year-old son.)"

"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."

"My cousin Denise's baby Alpo was born with no feet and a full adult penis because she drank Four Loko when she was pregnant :("

"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"