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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? A: The letter ""m."""
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"I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see."
"Do men prefer straight or curly hair? Need to know so I can tell my roommate the opposite and then try to steal her boyfriend."
"I asked God whether or not to open a brothel He replied ""build it and they will come""."
"""I just need some space."" - astronaut break up"
"Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!"
"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."
"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep... But not the other 3 people in his car."
"""Whatever you do in bed, Sealy supports it"". Clearly whoever came up with that ad doesn't watch CSI."
"Zombies..stay away from junk people or you'll gain a shit-ton of weight."