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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? A: The letter ""m."""
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"The Puzzle - I beat a record. - Oh , what? - I managed to do a puzzle in 15 days on which he had written "" from 3 to 5 years."""
"How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets? You Snoop, Dogg."
"What do you call a snake who works in the government? A civil serpent."
"Did you hear about that Muslim entrepreneur who invented springed prayer mats? His prophets went through the roof!"
"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"Pinion nut math What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another? A difference of a pinion!"
"How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? ""No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."""
"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"
"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."