13756

Joke of the Day

"My dog has figured out I'm Chinese. He totally tried to make a run for it. Silly dog, I'm not going to eat you until I train a replacement."

"What's an epileptic's favorite side dish? Seizure salad."

"What's Trumps favourite super market? Walmart."

"Why did the punk-rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I just might vote for it."

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."

"I would have been a stripper... ...but I just couldn't pull it off. Follow the format; go!"

"I really enjoy fastening bits of metal together It's riveting"

"Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? No? How about now? Now?"

"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."