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Joke of the Day
"What's an epileptic's favorite side dish? Seizure salad."
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"I got arrested today for not opening the door for my neighbour.... Apparently it's illegal to keep him locked inside my house"
"What's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."
"Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he'll donate $10 to Disaster Relief."
"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"
"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"
"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"
"BAE: come over BATMAN: i'm fighting crime BAE: my parents aren't home BATMAN: *tears up* same"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."
"I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long."