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"Why did nobody want to be around Hitler? Because he was very gassy."
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"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"
"In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope."
"Bravo, Oscar, Oscar, Bravo, Sierra"
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"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."
"What is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."
"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"How much money do porn stars make? A fuckload."
"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."