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Joke of the Day

"I would have been a stripper... ...but I just couldn't pull it off. Follow the format; go!"

"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"

"I was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words..."

"What do you call a bomb in a French kitchen. Linoleum blown apart."

"If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material."

"Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes."

"Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."

"Two coffees were walking down the street... One of them was mugged!"

"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"