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Joke of the Day
"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."
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"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."
"I had a step ladder... ...but I've never met my 'real' ladder."
"Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her."
"Today I got a good deal from Comcast."
"WIFE: don't be weird at the party tonight ME: am i ever weird? [dinner party] CHERYL: how's the soup taste? ME: like the blood of my enemies"
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"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"
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"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."