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Joke of the Day
"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"
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"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!"
"America's favorite psychic Ms Cleo passed away No one saw this coming."
"How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear"
"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"
"My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi."
"[Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what's the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted"
"Soup baby What do you call a dead Ukrainian baby. Aborschtion"
"Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up."
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"