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Joke of the Day

"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!"

"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."

"Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth? her miscarriage"

"I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo."

"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."

"Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Never mind, they're already done, and they paid for it too."

"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."

"Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!"

"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"