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Joke of the Day

"Are you in the top half of your class ? No I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !"

"The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson. I'm not Willie Nelson."

"""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."""

"If you Happy and you know it thank your ex!"

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"

"What country uses the most foul language? Turkey"

"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"

"I wish Gene Wilder was still alive today... He'd probably be ecstatic knowing one of his oompa loompa's grew up to be president :')"

"My son likes to kick things. He really needs a dog or a wife."

"The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course"