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Joke of the Day

"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"

"So many good trailers; so few good movies."

"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"

"Husband to wife: ""I am impressed, you only talked to your friend on the phone for 20 minutes."" Wife: ""Oh, I dialed the wrong number"""

"What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC."

"Freddy thought he was the true nightmare until he met Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicked and from that day Freddy hides in fear thinking a nightmare in texas"

"Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures."

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"

"Psychiatrist ""Tell me about your trust issues."" Me ""No"""

"Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill? He died."