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Joke of the Day

"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"

"What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series? Lord Of The Chinks"

"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."

"What drink did the Karate Master order? Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)"

"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."

"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."

"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"

"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."

"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."

"A little boy wrote to Santa Claus... One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Claus wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""