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Joke of the Day
"How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear"
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"What do you do to a scientist after he dies? You Barium."
"My Porkinson's disease is acting up. I keep crashing my X-Wing."
"The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined."
"So a man goes and tells his wife he's going to take the day off..."
"I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip"
"twitter getting rid of the 140-character limit is a bad idea. the ability to say what you need to say in as few words as possible is (1/533)"
"How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you."
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."
"Puns about women are not funny. Period."