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Joke of the Day
"What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie? A knucklehead."
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"LEONARDO DECAPRIO WINS AN OSCAR... ... oh wait, it's not a joke this time."
"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"
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"I'm in favor of spanking children. Their parents are not."