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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation."
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"Damn girl are you a pet rock? Because I want you in my butt."
"A little boy says to his dad 'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?' And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock into your girlfriend's ass."
"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""
"One day Jack was feeling happy.. Happy slapped him."
"The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. ""Have you ever been x-rayed?"" asked the doctor. ""Nope"" she replied ""But ah've been ultra-violated."""
"Why don't black people like pirates? they pronounce everything with a hard ""aargh"""