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Joke of the Day

"LEONARDO DECAPRIO WINS AN OSCAR... ... oh wait, it's not a joke this time."

"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"

"My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue."

"Apple Watch now comes with a new app... It estimates how long you will have to wait in line for the Apple Watch 2.0."

"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"

"Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course."

"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."

"I'm not a fan of male-to-female sex change surgery... It just seems like a dick move."

"How come reddit posters have no babies? Because OP never delivers."