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Joke of the Day
"LEONARDO DECAPRIO WINS AN OSCAR... ... oh wait, it's not a joke this time."
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"When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall"
"you know who else had a ""fun hat phase""? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy"
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."
"A woman stumbles into the police headquarters....... And says ""Help me! I was raped by an Irishman!"" The police are quick to ask ""How do you know it was an Irishman?"" ""because I had to help him....."""
"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"
"What do you call a football fan with a cold? A sneezing ticket holder."
"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""
"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."