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Joke of the Day

"When I see you, I'm a 10... On the [Mohs scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohs_scale_of_mineral_hardness#Minerals)."

"What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site? Namaste."

"I walked by a girl the other day who I swore had twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."

"Harambe went to a bar Bartender: What can I get you today? Harambe: May I get a martini? Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice? Me: Justice for Harambe."

"How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense? I'll tell you guys tomorrow"

"At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper... My Asian coworker said, ""Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"""

"Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."

"What bees makes the best milk ? Boob-bees And also this is my first time using Reddit and my account is only 30 minutes old by the time of this post so I have no idea what I am doing"