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Joke of the Day
"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."
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"Good news, people in 3rd world countries, suffering inexplicable hardships- Amy from fb says god won't give you more than you can handle."
"What do you call an angry German? Sauerkraut."
"Chicken and the Egg were sitting in bed. The Egg looks at the Chicken and says, ""we sure answered THAT question."""
"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""
"Hangovers only happen to people who stop drinking."
"ME: Take care of my cat while I'm away? HITMAN: [screwing on silencer] No problem."
"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"
"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"
"I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It's okay. It was B9."