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Joke of the Day

"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But I had to break it off because she was seeing someone on the side."

"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"

"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."

"I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain."

"I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one."

"Men often think that women don't know what they want. That's incorrect. Women know exactly what they do and don't want, however, those two are usually the same thing."

"How did the Italian die? Talking while driving."

"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."