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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry German? Sauerkraut."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"
"People say drinking milk makes you stronger. I drunk 5 glasses of milk and tried to move a wall. It didn't work. Then, I drank 5 glasses of vodka and the wall moved alone!!"
"So a child molester and a priest walk into a bar.. And he's the only one there."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"
"I fell asleep at a party the other night and someone put a teabag in my mouth. I went fuckin mental. No one treats me like a mug"
"Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them."
"Vampires love tea... A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says ""I thought you only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea""!"
"Gatorade: ""We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing."" Under his breath: ""Because 'Is it in you?' sounds wrong now."""
"When is the only time a woman says something smart? When her sentence starts with ""A wise man once said"""