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Joke of the Day

"Oh man, I've got this mate thats addicted to drinking brake fluid. He thinks he can stop at anytime."

"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."

"What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five? You leave him hanging...."

"There's a difference between racism and fact... Niggers are stinky - fact"

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."

"heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear) What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way."

"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No, neither have they."