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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No, neither have they."

"Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she's a woman"

"A father walks in on his daughter masturbating with a carrot and shouts for fuck sake i was going to eat that later now it's going to taste of carrot!"

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."

"What's the difference between a baby and a window You can't rape a window"

"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"

"What did the ""O"" call the Zero? Weirdo!"

"My life is a lot like that driver who signals right, but turns left."

"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."

"How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season."