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Joke of the Day

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."

"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"

"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)"

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas"

"What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! "

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start."

"BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."

"Why did the dick go to 7-11? Q: Why did the dick go to 7-11? A: To get a Slurpee."

"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."