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Joke of the Day

"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"

"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."

"What's a paralympian's worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"""Say your house is burning."" ""That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."""

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog... You know more about it, but now the frog is dead."

"Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer one of the skunks said ""Whatever shall we do?"" ""Let us spray!"" replied the other."

"What should we call this portable computer? SOME GUY: Laptop [everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer]"

"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"

"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"