201517

Joke of the Day

"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"

"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."

"Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off? He has **crippling** depression"

"Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"

"Please stop saying Donald Trump is mean He can't even make an average president"

"(Anxiety/Depression joke) I'm always exhausted... except for my nervous energy."

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office"

"Just learned the Finnish have a word ""Kalsarikannit"" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now."

"I'm kind of scared. So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm getting kinda worried, should I go see a doctor or nah?"