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Joke of the Day

"How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday? By laying flowers on their grave."

"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."

"Instead of presents, give your kids ""presence."" Then explain how homonyms can be hilarious. Then leave forever."

"Sex ed in Texas"

"A text from my friend. she:myspacebarisnotworking.canyougivemeanalte rnative? me: what is ternative?"

"Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service."

"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."

"Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past? It had a SPOILER on it."

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? Seizure Salad"

"Wanna hear a joke? 6to5"