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Joke of the Day

"Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns."

"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."

"A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, ""Why is that, Angus"""

"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"

"My parents are a little weird...My mom wears my dad's clothes, and my dad wears my mom's clothes... They are transparents."

"I cut my little finger today... ... because I didn't like the way it looked."

"Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war? The French. They always have their hands up."

"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."

"What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim? Bob. Same guy laying on the floor? Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Same guy in a mailbox? Bill."

"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."